Part 1: Three things you want to say to different people.
Oh, okay… um. Okay. These are going to be lame.
The first thing could actually be said to a lot of people, and that is simply “I miss you.”
Second, to many people who call me at work, please deflate your egos. I do not exist to serve you.
And finally, to a cerain member of my family: You suck. Sucka sucka sucka sucka suck.
Part 2: A song to match your mood.
I choose The Weakerthans – “A New Name for Everything.”