Notes from my lunch break

Sorry in advance for being a big ol’ whiner…

To the ladies shopping at Target,

Is it really necessary to stand at the door of the fridge, grasping the handle ans you contemplate the yogurt selection? I just want the dip that happens to be shelved just below that yogurt. Please move.

To the Subway Sandwich Dude,

Since when does “Club” sound like “Plain Turkey”? Glad I caught that. Also, stop making assumptions about what I want on my sandwich.

Finally, apparently the Club is no longer a $5 footlong. Disappoint. If I had known I was going to spend almost $8 on my lunch, I would have gone to Chipotle. But the sandwich was delicious, so no legit complaints in the end.


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