Did you keep your New Year’s resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
I think I forgot to make resolutions. I’m fine with that.
Did anyone close to you give birth?
A coworker, a coworker’s wife, many FB friends, but most importantly Jenna birthed Nephew Johnston!
Did anyone close to you die?
What countries did you visit?
Just this one, but at least we made it all the way to the coast.
What would you like to have in 2016 that you lacked in 2015?
More money, as per usual. Ooh, also 100% healthy and cavity-free teeth plz.
What was your biggest achievement of the year?
No babies in 2015! Finally went on a proper vacation. Paid off some debt too, so that rules.
What was your biggest failure?
I dunno, probably not paying off even more debt. Also, getting our rental car towed. I am still embarrassed about that.
What was the best thing you bought?
A new TV stand. Thanks IKEA! Our living room looks so much better.
Whose behavior merited celebration?
All the badasses at Planned Parenthood, fighting the good fight.
Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
I CANNOT EVEN WITH SO MUCH BULLSHIT COMING FROM SO MANY DIRECTIONS with the Trump and the guns and PP doesn’t “sell baby parts” omg
Where did most of your money go?
It’s a toss-up between my dentist and the car.
What did you get really, really, really excited about?
What song will always remind you of 2015?
Hmm. Something by TSwift, probably. Maybe Shake it Off, even though it was released last year.
Compared to this time last year, are you:
Happier or Sadder?
I mean right this second my face totally hurts so I’m probably sadder, but over all… same?
Thinner or fatter?
Maybe thinner? Maybe the same.
Richer or poorer?
Probably about the same.
What do you wish you’d done more of?
What do you wish you’d done less of?
How will you be spending Christmas?
Christmas Eve with my family, Christmas Day with Darren’s. Hopefully D doesn’t have to work Christmas Eve.
Did you fall in love in 2015?
Yes, with California.
How many one-night stands?
I have one night stand. It holds many things.
What was your favorite TV program?
Law & Order: SVU. I caught up on several seasons and regret nothing.
Do you hate anyone now that you didn’t hate this time last year?
My teeth. I turned 30 and they were like HAHAHAHA FUCK YOU AND YOUR FLOSSING AND YOUR FLUORIDE MOUTHWASH WE DON’T GIVE A SHIT ENJOY SOME PROBLEMS
What was the best book you read?
The Doctor is In: Dr. Ruth on Love, Life, and Joie de Vivre
What was your greatest musical discovery?
Sufjan Stevens’ newest album. So good. So sad.
What did you want and get?
Maybe I should answer this after Christmas. Kyle got my name in the drawing and I know he’s getting me something off my list!
What did you want and not get?
A million dollars.
What were your favorite films of this year?
I seriously cannot remember the last time I went to a movie. Maybe we’ll go see Star Wars.
What did you do on your birthday?
I threw myself a party at home and it was the beeeessssst!
How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2015?
Neutrals 4 lyfe.
What kept you sane?
Yoga. I confess I haven’t been to the studio in months though. Thanks, Lesley Fightmaster!
Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
ADA Rafael Barba. In the non-SVU world you may know him as Raul Esparza.
What political issue stirred you the most?
WHAT DIDN’T OMG
Who did you miss?
Who was the best new person you met?
Nephew Johnston! Literally a new person, and also the best.
Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2015:
Listen to your dentist.
Quote a song lyric that sums up your year:
I can sleep in ’til noon anytime I want
Though there’s not many days that I do